Absolutely Incredible

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

The problem with women ...

...is that they never listen.
Boy meets girl ... somebody says wassup ... they become friends... good friends ...maybe more than just good friends ...

Boy: btw I'm a snake
Girl: No!!! u're not a snake. U're my friend, u can't be a snake
Boy: I swear I'm a snake
Girl: Stop saying that. U are NOT a snake, u're a man.
Boy: Aaargh! Woman, I SAID I am a snake
Girl: This conversation is over and u are NOT a snake

So what happens ...
A.
The guy is not FULLY snake yet ...and having a woman who believes in him by his side helps him be more man than snake ...and eventually he fully evolves into a whole man. (This is what we all hope for, suckers!)

B.
The guy said he was a snake and he wasn't lying. Yeah, it was nice to hang out and chill with u, but he's a snake ...sorry, and u can't even hate him cos he warned u.

SO of course the Q is how do u figure out what percentage of a self-proclaimed snake is really snake - if he's salvageable :) ofcourse most of them don't WANT to be salvaged ....
Bottom line - pray :) and if the guy SAYS he's a snake, step back a little bit. Cos the whole ex-snake now man story is the rarer option.