The problem with women ...
...is that they never listen.
Boy meets girl ... somebody says wassup ... they become friends... good friends ...maybe more than just good friends ...
Boy: btw I'm a snake
Girl: No!!! u're not a snake. U're my friend, u can't be a snake
Boy: I swear I'm a snake
Girl: Stop saying that. U are NOT a snake, u're a man.
Boy: Aaargh! Woman, I SAID I am a snake
Girl: This conversation is over and u are NOT a snake
So what happens ...
A.
The guy is not FULLY snake yet ...and having a woman who believes in him by his side helps him be more man than snake ...and eventually he fully evolves into a whole man. (This is what we all hope for, suckers!)
B.
The guy said he was a snake and he wasn't lying. Yeah, it was nice to hang out and chill with u, but he's a snake ...sorry, and u can't even hate him cos he warned u.
SO of course the Q is how do u figure out what percentage of a self-proclaimed snake is really snake - if he's salvageable :) ofcourse most of them don't WANT to be salvaged ....
Bottom line - pray :) and if the guy SAYS he's a snake, step back a little bit. Cos the whole ex-snake now man story is the rarer option.
Boy meets girl ... somebody says wassup ... they become friends... good friends ...maybe more than just good friends ...
Boy: btw I'm a snake
Girl: No!!! u're not a snake. U're my friend, u can't be a snake
Boy: I swear I'm a snake
Girl: Stop saying that. U are NOT a snake, u're a man.
Boy: Aaargh! Woman, I SAID I am a snake
Girl: This conversation is over and u are NOT a snake
So what happens ...
A.
The guy is not FULLY snake yet ...and having a woman who believes in him by his side helps him be more man than snake ...and eventually he fully evolves into a whole man. (This is what we all hope for, suckers!)
B.
The guy said he was a snake and he wasn't lying. Yeah, it was nice to hang out and chill with u, but he's a snake ...sorry, and u can't even hate him cos he warned u.
SO of course the Q is how do u figure out what percentage of a self-proclaimed snake is really snake - if he's salvageable :) ofcourse most of them don't WANT to be salvaged ....
Bottom line - pray :) and if the guy SAYS he's a snake, step back a little bit. Cos the whole ex-snake now man story is the rarer option.
posted by Omoba @ 9:34 AM
3 Comments:
At 12:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
The proper title of the post should be one of the PROBLEMS with women :). Apart from not listening, they are sometimes blind. I read a novel written over hundred years ago and the author could not help writing that there is a devil in a woman...I'm not a woman hater ooooo, I'm just not happy when they come and tell me tales of how a guy dealt with them when all the signs were there before but they refused to look....Quite long comment. Lovely post.
At 1:30 AM,
Lita said…
I love it! So true..
God deliver us from missionary mergers!!!
"Can you stand him like this forever????" If "no"...Scram for you life hun!!! (hmm...Am I preaching to myself???)
I like it T.
At 5:49 AM,
Anonymous said…
**clapping** Yes girl... its funny how men tell us who they are, and we still choose not to listen.
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